Specialist

If you are the only family member called upon to find things in the refrigerator, does that make you a specialist?

If you are the designated go-to person for all things snack-related (healthy and non-healthy), does that make you a specialist?

If the name called in a crisis is almost always yours, does that make you a specialist?

If you are the keeper of the calendar and the human version of everyone's electronic datebook, does that make you a specialist?

If you choose to spend more time on the tasks you like than the ones that just annoy you, does that make you a specialist?

If you are always the one who makes the appointment phone calls and the complaint phone calls and the "why is this like this?" phone calls, does that make you a specialist?

Who knew that Mom, the ultimate generalist, could be a specialist as well?! Just wondering--is "specialist" a higher pay grade??